Kinky
[lawr-uhn il-ees]
-noun: female, 23, pole dancer in training, enjoys tea and biscuits.

Not everything is mine, naturally.
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"As pole dancers, we understand that there are two different types of underwear: underwear you wear as underwear, and underwear you wear as outerwear. The basic rule is that if you are wearing underwear as underwear underneath underwear as outerwear, then the outer pair is called shorts. If civilians dare to suggest that they are not in fact shorts but are actually underpants, we roll our eyes because civilians just don’t get it."

Michelle Shimmy (via spinninglovestory)

Word.

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theantidote:

Rhubarb & Rose Cake
Makes a 9-inch fluted bundt cake or an 8-inch cake or 12 individual muffins
10 tablespoons (140 g) unsalted butter, plus more for mold4 egg whites1/2 cup (100 g) natural cane sugar1 to 2 teaspoons rose extract (depending on your taste)1 cup (100 g) almond flour1/4 cup (35 g) millet flour (you could also use oat or brown rice)1/4 teaspoon fine sea salt6 ounces (170 g) rhubarb, sliced into 1/2-inch pieces1 tablespoon dried rose petals
Preheat oven to 350F (180C).
Melt the butter in a small saucepan and cook over medium high heat until it starts to turn brown and aromatic. Remove from heat and let it cool at room temperature.
Whisk together the egg whites, sugar and rose extract in a bowl. Add the almond flour, millet flour and salt and whisk to combine. Add the cooled butter and whisk until it is well mixed.
Brush a bundt pan (or any mold you will use) with a bit of melted butter. Pour the batter in the mold and top with sliced rhubarb and rose petals. Bake for 30 to 35 minutes until set and a toothpick inserted in the middle comes out clean. Let the cake cool in the pan for 15 minutes before turning into a plate. You can sprinkle with some fresh rose petals as well. The cake can be stored in the refrigerator tightly wrapped for up to 5 days or frozen for up to 1 month.
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parmesan:

mulletwing:

pardonmewhileipanic:

proudoftheworst:

fuckyehandrewyeh:

nimblenomad:

I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…

dbz landing.

for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE FUCK. How you do that son?!

i can barely get out of bed without tripping
and then there’s this asshole

This is some graceful, superhero shit right here. 

WAIT I WAS SURE ITS REVERSED UNTIL I READ THE 3RD CAPTION
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It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it happens to women all the time, too. We hear “I just want to be friends” and “you’re like one of the guys” and “you’re like a sister to me” just as often. But you’ll never hear a woman complain that guys just don’t appreciate a Nice Girl because we’re taught it’s our own fucking fault when we’re rejected—we aren’t pretty enough or thin enough or sexy enough, we weren’t sexual enough or were too sexual, we put out too much or too little or too soon or not soon enough, we didn’t wear our hair the right way or our skirt the right length, we’re “too tomboyish” or “too butch” or “too feminine”, or we’re “not their type”, or we’re otherwise not good enough in various ways to entice the man to grace us with his affection.

But when we’re not interested in someone, we’re vilified. We’re the bitch that lead them on, the bitch who let them buy us dinner but didn’t want to date them, the bitch who doesn’t appreciate a nice guy, the bitch they were nice to and then got nothing in return from.

And, frankly, fuck those people. Showing interest in me, being friendly with me, getting close to me, or eating a meal with me (even if they paid for it) doesn’t obligate me to open my heart or my legs. And anyone who doesn’t appreciate my friendship sure as hell doesn’t deserve my love or my pussy.

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Unknown (via exoticwild)
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cutiee-chan:

Oooooo my gosh, the most perfect place to listen to your music..
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so-fucking-famous:

Damir Doma
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solesa-l:

 
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I want this to be my room.
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nopainnopolegain:

My handstands :) 

Love a handstand
nopainnopolegain:

My handstands :) 

Love a handstand
nopainnopolegain:

My handstands :) 

Love a handstand
nopainnopolegain:

My handstands :) 

Love a handstand
nopainnopolegain:

My handstands :) 

Love a handstand
nopainnopolegain:

My handstands :) 

Love a handstand
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Springtime vibes #hellosun